My friend Sarah Morrison is famous on the internet. I learned that one day a few years back. We were previously neighbors in college. She was a pre-school teacher. She was so nice she even lent me her brother’s car once so I could get my driver’s license.
Anyway, Sarah moved to New York a few months ago after a stint in LA and she came to my birthday party last weekend. She even brought a gift! It’s this tshirt, featuring her likeness. The text says “I wanna be Sarah Morrison when I grow up.” I’m not sure if that means pre-school teacher Sarah or famous-on-the-internet Sarah.
