I dare you, 60 Minutes.
I dare you to end pharmacutical sponsorship of your program. Are prescription drugs all you have left to sell to the old people who watch your program? Well besides your fall programming, which after seeing all the trailers, looks pretty terrible.
Come to think of it, I’m not really sure why I’m watching your program. Maybe I thought it would be informative, but you just spent the first 35 minutes on sleep deprivation studies and fruit flies boning, punctuated by commericals for pills that probably do more harm than good. At least Florida agrees with me.
Oh, no. Now Morley is throwing another softball. Something about happiness. Sir Saffer, Madame Stahl, I can’t take it anymore. If you want me to watch actual TV, you need to try harder.
UPDATE: Andy Rooney just said he’s not rich. I have no words.
