He's Like a Citizen
- Cookie: ok ... officially getting nervous!
- Cookie: need to chill
- me: about what
- Cookie: date
- me: ahh yes
- me: just be your charming self
- Cookie: i will try!!
- Cookie: usually my charm is saying things like "i don't know how to work my vibrator"
- Cookie: which doesn't usually work on dates
- me: hahahaha
- me: you can be like "i don't know how to work my vibrator, so i'm glad we're hanging out"
- Cookie: ha ha ha ha
- me: or perhaps, "i don't know how to work my vibrator, maybe you can help"
- Cookie: i meeeaan ... maybe? but hes not like that
- Cookie: he's like a citizen
